The other day,
I decided to
(metaphorically)
kill myself
And if one were to ask me
how I'm
doing now that I'm
(metaphorically)
dead
and if I still
had the ability to process
emotions
I'd say
“Great, thanks, I'm
happier then I've ever been.”
The perks of being
a (metaphorical)
zombie;
one can't feel pain
I think I wrote this because zombies have been on my mind ever since the people working on the mural decided unanimously that in the event of a zombie attack, I would die first. I think this is really just my way of saying “fine then, I'd rather be a zombie anyways!” in a poetic (?) way.
Ha! I can't stop laughing!! And kiki, it's only cause you're the smallest group, we don't have that many Asians, and following the rules of zombie movies the smallest ethnic group goes first. That or the dumb blonde. But we don't have one of those! That and youre a bit clumsy. Don't worry, though only I would survive anyway, cause im the HERO, so you'd have company, that is if you don't eat each other.
ReplyDeleteAnywho, I loved the poem. It was a bit sarcastic which went with your reason for writing it so it goes nicely.
I'M NOT BLONDE!! You're calling me dumb when you can't use the correct form of 'your'?? It would be 'you're'.
ReplyDeleteAND I WOULD DEFEAT YOU BECAUSE I'M THE HERO AND I SAVE EVERYONE EXCEPT THAT DUMB GUY AND ME AND MY PALS LIVE HAPPILY EVER AFTER!!!!!
GRAMMAR IS OVER-RATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAND SO IS YOUR GOD-COMPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grammar could save a life! Look at this-
ReplyDelete"Lets eat, Kiki." or "Let's eat Kiki." Grammar saved the first one's life. The second one got eaten. DO YOU WANT TO BE EATEN? NO? THEN I SUGGEST USING PROPER GRAMMAR!
And I do not have a god-complex. Heros are too cool for that.
oh, well than, too bad YOU ARENT A HERO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYES, I AM!!! I HELP PEOPLE ALL THE TIME! 'CAUSE THAT'S WHAT HEROS DO!
ReplyDeleteNAME ONE TIME YOU'VE HELPED SOMEONE!!!
ReplyDeletewait...and now I get eaten first? or close to first(so I was told)?!? Is that because I'M the dumb blonde? (brunette hair is just a disguise)
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